Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Grocery Guy TV

Have we hit you over the head with brick chicken enough yet? Seriously folks, this is easy and fancy at the same time and out-of-control delicious. So, for your viewing pleasure, Know Your Chicken, the story of brick chicken.



This movie started out as a video testimonial to Thanksgiving. Thanks though, to the crappyness of Maxell DV tapes (a whole hour tape of prepping, cooking and eating Thanksgiving was corrupted) we've instead put this together.

Later this week: a graphic guide to boning a chicken and picking the right knife. Watch out! It's pretty slaughterific.

Sorry about the technical difficulties with the video - it's all fixed now and ready to go.

6 comments:

tom.murder.murder.marcyville. said...

Everyone should take note of how the A-train's normally sensuous voice raised two octaves to sound suspiciously like the BentoTV lady in the narration of this piece.

Coincidence? Perhaps not. I'm choosing to believe that the Mpeg4 compression ratio just make all women sound like weird little girls.

Anonymous said...

you might wanna ease up on the extreme letterboxing next time around, the aspect ratio seems a bit wonky.

A-Train said...

Anonymous:
I fixed the letterboxing issue. The mp4 presets were different than I expected. Watch it again!

Tom:
Watch out, I'll start talking like her all the time and preparing out food in tiny, cute, bite-sized pieces.

Anonymous said...

i love it! almost porno-rific quality of chicken-tastic proportions... love the video and don't care about the quality. They say pictures are worth a 1,000 words. Video must be 10 or 100 worth times that!

A-Train said...

Just wait until you see the next one. The boning of the chicken is downright graphic.

Vine Wine said...

If I had only known that A-train could be so godamn officious and sexy I would have hire dher long ago for all of my phone-voice needs. Amazing. Oh, and I will be cooking the chicken myself soon.